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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE
10. HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE THE JOHNSON ADMINISTRATION
9. YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBORS OFTEN CALL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
THE SOUND OF YOUR CHATTERING TEETH
8. INSTEAD OF TIC TACS, YOU SUCK ON NO-DOZ
7. YOU NAMED YOUR TWINS "CAPPUCCINO" & "ESPRESSO"
6. ON THE WAY TO WORK YOU GET PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING AND
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR CAR
5. YOU KILL A GUY FOR TRYING TO SWITCH YOUR REGULAR COFFEE
WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS
4. YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SCREAMING "PEPSI!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED A PEPSI!"
3. WHEN A MAXWELL HOUSE COMMERCIAL COMES ON YOU
ACTUALLY LICK THE TV SCREEN
2. YOU DRINK SO MUCH COFFEE IT STARTS SHOOTING OUT YOUR
EYES LIKE OUR STAGE MANAGER BIFF HENDERSON
1. YOU'RE SHAKING LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON ON HIS WEDDING
NIGHT
Letterman, Friday, October 7, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994